A collection of essays, outdoor adventure stories, ruminations, wordplay, parental angst, and blatant omphaloskepsis, generated in all seasons and for many reasons at 64.8 degrees north latitude

Friday, December 6, 2024

In Tree

 

“In tree: Nancy Fresco”.

And so I am, right there at the back of the 1999 class photo. 

I wasn’t being original or attention-grabbing when I climbed into the spreading branches of the photo’s backdrop. In fact, I was surprised that none of my classmates joined me. We were, after all, Master’s students in Yale’s School of Forestry and Environmental Studies.

Our picture was destined to become part of the time-series that winds its way up the stairway in Sage Hall. Aldo Leopold, famed environmentalist and nature writer, graces the front row in the Class of 1909, one of the earliest students at what was then called the “Yale School of Forestry”.  I used to pass this gallery on my way to class; I was amused by the socio-historical gradient between the white men with full suits, oiled-flat hair, and high starched collars who were Leopold’s contemporaries, and the diverse, informal, smiling faces of the 1990s pictures – several of which included people “in tree”.

I hadn’t thought of these photos in years, but I went searching for them online a few weeks ago.  I had twin reasons to do so.  My daughter Molly, a freshman at Amherst College, was reading Leopold’s classic, A Sand County Almanac, for her first-year writing seminar. She called me to discuss some of the complex questions Leopold broached, particularly how to define “nature”. Are we, as humans, separate from nature?  Does conservation necessarily include removing ourselves? Or does it sometimes require the opposite? Meanwhile, my other kid, Lizzy, a freshman at MIT, called me regularly, too. The conversational topics varied – but she was often clambering in a tree as we chatted.

I was unsurprised by Molly’s rumination and by Lizzy’s brachiation, having done plenty of both myself, over the years. But I found myself newly considering how my kids and I fit into a complicated story that includes Aldo Leopold; over a hundred years of social and ecological change; and the full range of “nature” – from vast expanses of untrammeled forest to a particular specimen of Fagus sylvatica.

Leopold grew up on the1890s in rural farmland and small towns. He wrote about wilderness, but he also described in rich detail birds, wildlife, and environments that surrounded and included people. Molly and Lizzy grew up in the 2010s, happily exploring the vast expanse of Alaska’s boreal forest, but also the sprawling little city of Fairbanks. I grew up in the 1980s in the decidedly non-wild suburbs of Long Island, but I dug holes in mud and sand, gathered wild raspberries and crabapples, and spent an inordinate amount of time in trees.

When Molly and Lizzy set out for college, they both knew they’d miss home – in particular, the wild expansiveness of Alaska. Amherst College is set amidst rural farmland and small New England towns. Molly, on day one, set out to explore nearby wooded trails. MIT is on the north bank of the Charles River that separates Boston from Cambridge, one of the most densely populated places in the US. Lizzy, on day one, climbed trees.

Throughout my childhood in the suburbs and my college years in that same city, climbing trees offered me at least four flavors of solace: physical challenge, solitude, iconoclastic revolt, and immersion in nature. At different moments, I reveled in the strength of my limbs; my peculiar, invisibility in a world of downward-looking adults; the discomfiture of those adults when then finally spotted a feral arboreal girl-child; and the reassurance of my back pressed against rough bark, the xylem and phloem surging beneath.

Perhaps herein lies the answer to the core question about the definition of nature. Is an urban beech “nature”? Not in the sense of fully functioning ecosystems or untrammeled wilderness. But in other important ways -- yes. Even when surrounded by concrete, a single tree is a world apart: a microcosm of beetles, squirrels, birds, fungus, cool green shade, and ten billion stomata gently gifting oxygen to the tired air.

What does this imply about conservation? Leopold himself didn’t claim to have all the answers, but he was ready to rattle the status quo: “We shall never achieve harmony with land, any more than we shall achieve absolute justice or liberty for people. In these higher aspirations the important thing is not to achieve, but to strive.”  Perhaps striving sometimes starts with appreciating – and climbing -- a single tree.

In his class photo, Leopold was just another suit-clad historical white guy. Ideas about conservation – like the photos in Sage Hall – have marched onward from Leopold’s time, wending past my own era and into a new millennium and a new name: the more enlightened albeit less explicitly arboreal “Yale School of the Environment”.  But the photographic and semantic limitations of 1909 don’t adequately capture who Leopold really was. Revisiting his writings, I am reminded that he knew that how we define “nature” is inextricably bound up with how we define ourselves. Clearly, he chafed in starched collars, both metaphorical and literal: “Nonconformity”, he wrote, “is the highest evolutionary attainment of social animals”.

I’d like to think that had he been given the chance, Aldo Leopold would have been “in tree”.
 

 
 

 
 
 
 
 

Monday, October 21, 2024

Lamps

 


Both the twins have lamps in their freshman dorm rooms. The lights are the small clip-on type, because my kids are more likely to do homework while curled in bed than while sitting at a desk.

That part’s easy to explain.

Fully expounding upon the lamps, though, requires digging up a little history. To be precise, it requires sixty-four years of history – starting when my dad, Robert, was assigned a college roommate, Richard. 

Bob and Dick (of course they were Bob and Dick, this was 1960) got along well.  So well, in fact, that they became lifelong friends. Dick married Lucy; they were both professors, and raised their son in New York City. Bob married Janet, and raised my sister and me out in the suburbs, on Long Island. Sometimes our family would go into the city to join theirs for off-off-Broadway theater, bridge, complicated intellectual conversation, and raucous humor. Sometimes their family would come and visit us for inept backyard croquet, barbecues, complicated intellectual conversation, and ridiculous word games.

Throughout the ‘70s and ‘80s, this inherited friendship felt unconditional to me. I didn’t have to behave myself, avoid interrupting, or sit out games and conversations for which I was chronologically unqualified. Most grownups in my world were Mrs. This or Mr. That -- but Dick and Lucy were just Dick and Lucy. They were relatives who weren’t relatives.

Fast-forward (VHS or cassette) to 1990. I was a newly fledged college freshman.

In recent weeks, I’ve had a lot of time to think about this time in my life, because it’s where both my kids are now.  I’ll say nothing more about the qualities of my offspring, but speaking for myself… at the age of 18, I was awkward, book-smart, poorly equipped to be an adult, and anxious to make friends.

Those of us old enough to have grown kids tend to wax nostalgic about college, particularly regarding all the bonds we forged there.  And yes, college is a great place to meet like-minded nerds with whom to share esoteric hobbies, idealistic worldviews, bad pizza, or questionable taste in music. What we tend to forget, however, is that four years of our memories have been smoothed and compressed by time.  Almost everyone arrives on campus entirely friendless and alone.

What happens from there can be a matter of chance. There are no guarantees that the right people will cross your path immediately. It might take a while to meet someone who wants to commit the 300 quality hours that research1 suggests is necessary to make a really close friend.

Bob and Dick met serendipitously, but not as freshmen. They weren’t even part of the same year. I don’t know why neither of them had joined a suite with guys they already knew; perhaps it was a matter of how housing assignments for upperclassmen were handled at the time. In hindsight, this seems trivial.  I know Dad had other friends at college.  Dick, in the more than 50 years I’ve known him, has always seemed to be surrounded by camaraderie.

As for me, I made friends throughout all four years at college, but I was notably and astonishingly lucky on the very first day. At an introductory picnic, I met a particularly delightful person who lived just one floor down from me. Our Freshman Week activities were organized by dorm, so I immediately had the opportunity to spend a plethora of time with this fabulous human, Steve.

Steve and I got along well.  So well, in fact, that we became lifelong friends. Steve married Manish, and they’re both professors; they live in Seattle. I married Jay, and although we live in Alaska, our kids have always known Steve and Manish via a lifetime of annual visits, silly word games, hikes, museums, cafes, messy craft projects, homemade Indian food, and complicated intellectual conversation. It’s always felt unconditional. They’re relatives who aren’t relatives.

But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Early in that first semester, a mid-sized package arrived for me in the mail.  Just how early in the semester this occurred is a detail I recently retraced by virtue of a tidy box of my own hand-written letters that I retrieved from my parents’ house. In my second-ever weekly missive home I mentioned receiving the gift, so I know it showed up a mere nine days into my college career.

Steve was with me when I unwrapped it. Of course he was.

The unveiling revealed a desk lamp. Specifically, it was a classy green banker’s lamp with a bright bulb.

Was this from my parents, Steve wondered? 

No, I said, explaining the return address. Maybe, I hypothesized, going to college was a milestone that merited this symbolic gift because Dick had been my dad’s friend ever since their own college days together.

I don’t recall Steve’s exact wording, but I do remember that he didn’t miss a beat. As we sat on the floor amidst the torn brown paper, he made a charming, hilarious, and ridiculously hypothetical promise.

Thirty-four years (plus or minus nine days) later, both the twins have lamps in their freshman dorm rooms.



1Hall, J. A. (2019). How many hours does it take to make a friend? Journal of Social and Personal Relationships, 36(4), 1278-1296. https://doi.org/10.1177/0265407518761225

Saturday, February 3, 2024

Harvard College Essay Prompt Responses by Characters from Dystopian YA Fiction


Briefly describe any of your extracurricular activities, employment experience, travel, or family responsibilities that have shaped who you are. (200 words)

Growing up in District 12, my extracurricular activities included caring for my delicate and sensitive little sister, desperately trekking through the woods in hopes of shooting some form of sustenance, and begging for burnt bread.  But my travel experience expanded greatly when I had the opportunity, at the age of 16, to make a trip to the Capitol! 

This experience definitely shaped who I am today.  I learned so much from spending several days in the company of a couple of dozen specially selected kids from all over the country -- all of whom were hoping to systematically murder me and everyone else.

I made some great friends during this trip, including Rue (who died, but in a meaningful way) and Peeta, who is just so incredibly sweet, and maybe also cute.  Can the nice guy also be the cute one?  I’m still not sure. I guess “shaping who I am” is still a work in progress.  I can’t wait to see how this works out -- in the sequels, or at Harvard, whichever comes first!

Harvard has long recognized the importance of enrolling a diverse student body. How will the life experiences that shape who you are today enable you to contribute to Harvard? (200 words)

Like all other teenagers from post-apocalyptic Chicago, I am not diverse, or in any way divergent.  Not divergent at all!  Please don’t kill me. 

I grew up in Abdignation -- a word that everyone knows, obviously  – and at age sixteen was identified as Dauntless.  Which is what I am. Just dauntless, I swear!  I’m massively brave, and I have no other qualities whatsoever.

In particular, I’m definitely not still part of Abdignation.  Nope, I’m totally selfish now!  Also, I’m very clearly not Erudite -- even though I want to go to Harvard.  Just roll with this logic, okay?  I’m also not Candid, so maybe you think I’m lying here.  Totally not lying!  But also totally not candid! I’d flat-out beg you not to kill me, but of course I wouldn’t do that, being so entirely dauntless in every way. 

I will contribute to Harvard by being massively, humongously dauntless.

Briefly describe an intellectual experience that was important to you. (200 words)

At the age of fifteen, I had a crucial intellectual experience that involved having a non-bubbly conversation with another fifteen-year-old.  This was important because it was the first time it dawned on me that the entire adult population of the world had been surgically altered to make them beautiful, pliant, incurious air-heads.

This intellectual conversation led me to make a bunch of weird outcast friends in the derelict rubble of the destroyed post-petroleum landscape, which was super rewarding – like a camping trip with trust-games and bonding, but extremely dangerous.  Also, it helped us save the world, although that required three whole books, a love triangle, and the defeat of the creepy, horrific Dr. Cable. Despite the fact that the one character who is always referred to by an intellectual title is irredeemably evil, I think being intellectual is a good idea overall.

How do you hope to use your Harvard education in the future? (200 words)

An education from Harvard will act like an amplifier of my knowledge, skills, and talent – maybe not as powerful an amplifier as one made from the bones of a slain mythical beast and molded into my own flesh, but I’ll still take this opportunity very seriously.

I plan to use the power and influence of my Harvard education to eradicate a world-swallowing abyss of pure evil – even if it means hiding in catacombs, suffering through years of battle and bloodshed, mind-melding with a thousand-year-old undead megalomaniac who dresses all in black, and ultimately sacrificing myself and those I love.

In the long run, assuming the world-saving career works out, I’d also really like to get married, settle down in relative obscurity, and co-manage an orphanage.

Top 3 things your roommates might like to know about you. (200 words)

1)      I know absolutely nothing about myself, given that like the rest of you, my memory was wiped clean right before I was dumped into this terrifying and seemingly inescapable labyrinth full of moving walls and vicious monsters.  Nonetheless, I am sure I need to save the day in a dramatic and heroic manner.

2)      There’s only one girl in the known universe, and I can communicate with her telepathically.

3)      Oh, wait, I think my name is Thomas?

Tuesday, December 26, 2023

2023, Reviewed

I’m not sure why The Fresco/Cable Family in 2023 was on our recommended reading list. If I gave this to my English teacher I’d get a D-minus.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan. I’ve read the whole series. I love the Alaska setting, the ridiculous adventures, the goofy humor, and the quirky characters. But… pacing? Plot? Is this a coming of age story? Or a quest that doesn’t really go anywhere? There’s definitely no story-arc with “rising action” and “denouement”. Isn’t that supposed to be a requirement or something?

The first chapter starts promisingly, with the main characters – Molly and Lizzy – exploring the Olympic Peninsula with their mom (Nancy) and Steve, one of everybody’s favorite recurring characters.  Manish and Billy the Dachshund also make an appearance (important!).  The majesty of the Hoh National Forest is perfectly described, but (reality check) would the shoreline beaches really be that warm and sunny in January?  And then Nancy goes on to the Bay Area and has a great time with a bunch of characters from the prequel series -- Kate, Craig, Matt, Raph, Amy -- but it rains like a monsoon?  Does the author not understand weather?

And then, boom, we’re back in Fairbanks Alaska waaaay too quickly. Darkness and ice fog may have been interesting early in this series, but I’m so done with it. Do we really want to hear more about snow-biking to school at 40 below zero?  What’s with the long sections about chemistry class, and the adult characters buying groceries and doing taxes?  Editor needed!

In the February chapter, Nancy heads to Anchorage for the Alaska Forum on the Environment.  Imagine a bunch of scientists and a lot of environmental leaders from rural Indigenous communities trying to problem-solve climate change. It’s genuinely interesting… although… good luck with that, Gen X, but we know we’re inheriting your issues anyhow.

Sorry, is that too dark?

The next chapter, though… I do not like that kind of dark.  Shiloh!  Why? Whhhhhy?

Shiloh the floppy-eared rescue sled-dog of questionable ancestry and asthmatic tendencies was one of my favorites.  Sure, Eddy carries on the narrative role of bumbling canine comic relief, with Sinbad the cat as both his nemesis and his idol.  But the series will never be the same.

Not. Okay. At. All.

I was about to hurl the book out the window, but… recommended reading list… so here we go.

Next, we get to hear more about the dad, Jay, as he snow-bikes to Nome on the Iditarod Trail.  Right, yeah, he’s done this before. Like, what, three times, plus all the shorter trips? It’s dramatic, it’s gorgeous, it’s an unforgiving setting. And it’s even original – thanks to Jay’s remarkable ability to snap seat-posts. Seriously, is that even possible IRL? And is it possible to overnight-mail bike parts to remote villages? Who dreams up these questions?

By the time I got to chapters devoted to spring, I’d given up on 2023 having a clear plotline. Again, editing? Why so many Mondays?  Why am I reading about spreadsheets and dental cleanings?

Still, there were some good parts. Lizzy and Molly totally rock their junior year in high school, winning a state History Day award from their project on the trail from Valdez to Fairbanks, excelling in rock-climbing and horseback riding, respectively (both good sports for increasing tension via action sequences, especially if you happen to have a fear of falling), learning pottery, and preparing for Advanced Placement exams.

OMG who takes five AP exams at a time?  Thinking about this is giving me a headache.

Okay, moving on. Summer. Nancy takes the action overseas, meeting up with a character from the series prequels, Amy. [Note: giving multiple characters in a novel the same name is stupid and confusing.  Why?] As a middle-aged comic duo, Nancy and Amy take on a swath of Europe along the borders of Germany, France, and Switzerland, mangling several languages and wandering from belfries to forests and back again, croissants in hand.  This whole section cracked me up. 

Jay’s summer subplot is also entertaining. As if biking the Iditarod Trail hadn’t been enough, he takes on the Wilderness Classic, a race on foot and via pack raft, 190 miles cross-country from the Little Tok River to McCarthy.  The Wrangell Mountains! Lynx!  Bears! But why cover so much ground in a mere six days?

Yeah, the parents in this series are seriously weird. But you probably already knew that.

While the adults are wandering around the world, the YA characters are actually working. As in the last couple of books, they have summer jobs with the Alaska Songbird Institute.  Here the plot makes a little more sense.  Not only is the outdoor setting perfectly depicted in all its sunlit and mosquito-infested glory, but hatchling swallows are fascinating, slightly repellent, and entirely adorable. 

And there’s bird drama!  Are the younger trainee birders under Molly’s supervision useful, or a messy hassle?  Is one male swallow visiting two neighboring nest boxes?  Do the females know? The tension!

Next, Wasilla. (It's not just where Sarah Palin came from.)

This interlude is a high point, but too many great characters – grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins from Utah – are crammed in too few pages.  Also, see the note above about names; there are two Jays in the story, and two Charlottes, and Robert marries Ben but also has a brother named Ben. Can we call Jay by his middle name, Egbert?

Back in Fairbanks, Nancy takes to the stage, this time as Lord Montague in an outdoor production of Romeo and Juliet.  The mom being Romeo’s dad is intrinsically funny – which works for me, because R&J isn’t really a tragedy, it’s a dysfunctional emo comedy gone very wrong.

Oh, sorry, am I getting dark again?

Perhaps in an attempt to inject some “pathos”, “drama”, and “irony”, none of the other main characters have a chance to see Nancy in her Shakespearean performance, because while Lizzy is recovering from wisdom-tooth surgery that results in dry-socket and infection, Molly and Jay come down with COVID.

A word about the COVID theme in this novel: it’s horribly done. 

Yes, it’s “authentic to the era”, but we’re all 3+ years done with the pandemic genre.  Having two central characters contract the illness in July and the other two in October is tedious. They all have mild cases. There is no drama here, only several chapters of hassle and coughing.  Pointless.

The August chapter is way better. The main characters are joined by their staunch side-kick Laurel, and they travel north of the Arctic Circle to backpack in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and Gates of the Arctic National Park.

Cramming three teens, two adults, and a dog into one small pickup truck is like non-stop improv.

Breathtaking scenery! Mountain streams! Fossils! Hundreds of caribou bones! And (bonus) no other people!

The writing feels rushed when this chapter shifts to the opening days of senior year, but high school does offer dramatic potential. Engineering class involves popsicle sticks, PVC pipe, bloodshed and mayhem. Beowulf, Chaucer, Shakespeare, and Shelley, are all deconstructed, and we learn that (shocker) Mr. Rochester is gross, old and creepy. Not. A.Romance.

Meta-moment: one of our two heroes telling her dad, “You don’t know anything about literary criticism.  Seriously.”

Then, more repetition.  Is this book done yet?  No one wants to read about frustrating contracts with NOAA or NSF, or extended CVs.  What is with adults and acronyms?  No one wants to hear about – or be asked about – the hell of college applications. Ever.

Or descriptions of snow.

Seriously, it’s snow.  Call an editor, stat.

Okay, so I did actually enjoy this book. I laughed a lot, and I’m waaaay invested in these characters. But I’m holding firm on this being appalling writing in a “narrative” sense.  At the end I had no idea whether the heroes were even heroes.  Did they become better people? 

Did they realize their own tragic flaws?

I guess I’ll have to wait to find out in the sequels.